The Last Lion

Invasion of the Pod People.

In a recent "town meeting" Clinton daughter Chelsea was asked a question about Monica Lewinsky...

In typical Clinton fashion, she paused, nodded thoughtfully, bit her lip and said, "I don't think that is any of your business."

Uproarious applause from the lemmings in the crowd.  Kool Aid drinkers rejoicing from on high. The reporter taken out into he alley, clubbed to death and left in a dumpster.

It sent a chill up my spine.

Does anyone remember that moment in the 70S remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, when Donald Sutherland revealed he was "one of them?"  It felt kinda like that...

But then again, this is the Clinton's.  Your Dad famously and brazenly cheats on your Mom with a girl your own age?  What do you do?  You smile for the cameras, do your photo ops, hold hands and walk to the helicopter, and campaign like hell to keep the dynasty alive.

These people are not human, as Hillary would like us to believe.  They are Pod People, devoid of any human emotion, devoid of shame, devoid of humility.  They live to procreate new generations of Pod People in hopes of one day creating a Socialist Utopia on earth, one where all guns are turned to candy canes, all children get open heart surgery for free at the drop of a hat, and where all people who disagree with them are sent to the woods and shot.

The Pod People live...

Shoot the Messenger

The idiots at the Boo Ya! Network are bending over backwards to once again smear Jose Canseco following the revelations in his second book that he hooked up A-Rod and a steroid dealer.  Said Boy Ya! Idiots are once again calling Canseco a sleaze merchant and an attention whore.

The Boo Ya! Boys and Girls are, of course, in bed with major league baseball, and any news of A-Rod's or Bonds' or Clemens' steroid use is detrimental to their ongoing marketing efforts and they attack any accusers like the Clinton campaign attacking someone who dares to ask them a tough question.

The fact is, no one knows more about steroids in baseball than Jose "Patient Zero" Canseco.  He was right the last time and he's right this time.

If you don't think A-Rod, Pujols, McGwire, Clemens, Bonds, and company used and use steroids, then you're not as bright as Jose Canseco.  Sorry.  Tough love hurts.

Why Bill Clinton's Head is About to Explode...

As we near the demise of Hillary Clinton, at either the hands of Saint Barack or John McCain, it should be pointed out why Bill Clinton is so red-faced and finger-pointy these days. 

His precious, all-important Legacy is about to crumble...

Now, some of us would say that his Legacy as one of the worst 3 or 4  presidents was secure the day he left office, but Bill has always been under the illusion that it wasn't...For Bill, Hillary was going to be the third and fourth Clinton terms and the gates of heaven would open accordingly.

Not so fast.

I think what really pisses Clinton off is the idea that one hundred years from now, when all those who knew or cared about him and Hillary are dead and gone, the history books will tell a very sad tale.

No one will remember the stock market...

No one will remember his crusade to stamp out Dead Beat Dads...

No one will remember that he was the first Black president...

No...What people will see when they look at the Book of Presidents is:

George Bush: 1998-1992...Bill Clinton: 1992-2000...George Bush: 2000-2008...NOT a Clinton: 2008-?

You see, what the "future people" will think is, "man, all I know about that Clinton guy is that he got impeached and the American people sure were sorry they let him be president for 8 years cause they brought back the Bushes and never brought the Clinton's back again."

Mark my words...That's what will be said and that's why he's so freaked out.

Obama-Rama!

Which has more depth:

1) Saint BarackStar Obama

2) The robot from the Short Circuit film dynasty

(I think this one's another slam dunk...)

Why We Hate The Clintons...

As if we didn't need a reminder, Hillary once again has popped off and reminded us why these two (should I say three?  The Daughter seems to be following in their oily footprints, doesn't she?) are so contemptible.

As most of you probably know by now, Hillary says she was showered with sniper fire upon her touch down in war-torn Bosnia in the 1990S...We also now know that that is a load of crap.  There were no snipers, no bullets, there was no running, no hiding, no scraping.  what there was was a small girl with a bouquet, smiles, photographers, and hand shakes.

Hillary's responser?  "I had a wrong memory." 

Good lord.  A wrong memory?  That must be yet another Clintonsim for lie.  She lied.  She lied because, like her husband, she will say anything to get elected...In this case, she want to falsely bolster her phony war credibility with untruths and lies...She wanted us all to think that, like John McCain, she knows the sting of battle. 

Truth is (pun intended) she lied...And it turns out, she lied repeatedly over the past 6 months.  More than one occasion, more than one lie...er, I mean, more than one "wrong memory."  How many times can one have a "wrong memory?"  But I digress...

Not so, you say?  Really.  Well tell me, if you were ever caught in the cross hairs of a sniper, would you ever have a "wrong memory" about it?  And if not, would you ever really think you actually did?

In the real, non-political-pandering, world the answer is no.

I just gave $50 million to Saint Barack's campaign in hopes that he can finally drive a stake through her cold, devious heart. 

The lesser of two evils, indeed.

Whistling Past the Graveyard...

Most pundits on TV and in print have been obsessing lately on Saint Barack's "Pastor Problem."  Everybody knows about it so I won't re-hash...No, the point of interest is the question of the problem and whether or not he got past it with his supposedly "great" speech on race in America last week.

If you ask Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Campbell Brown or and other Mainstream Media Talking Head it was the greatest speech ever given in the history of the world and the history of any worlds not yet discovered.

Some say yes, he has passed the point of harm...that he has, indeed, covered over the Pastor Problem.

I say, bullsh*t.

I think that Saint Barack's Pastor Problem is an indelible stain, one that will not be forgotten by the vast majority of Americans, and voters, no matter what he says.

Don't believe me?  Ask your parents about the JFK/Nixon debate in 1960, the famous one conducted here in Chicago.  By all accounts, Nixon CRUSHED Kennedy, yet all that made an impression on the vast number of Americans was the sweaty, uncomfortable visage of Richard Nixon as he kicked Jack's ass. 

Still don't believe me?  Remember high school history class?  Remember when we were told about the evils of Joe McCarthy and the laughably insane idea that there were any communists in America at all?  Remember the stories about the thousands of suspected communists being rounded up and shot in front of the Washington Monument (okay, maybe that didn't happen...maybe).  Remember how Joe McCarthy and his investigations were going along just fine until he made his first appearance on live TV?

Yep, Old Joe was a respected man until millions of Americans saw him on TV and said to themselves, "Man, he's just a sweaty, bald dude.  I don't like him."

Just like that, Joe was gone.

Remember how Al Gore injected Willie Horton in the 1988 Democratic Primary?  Remember how stupid Mike Dukakis looked riding in that tank?  Trivial matters, caught on TV, and shown to millions of Americans...Matters that sank Dukakis and erased a 19 point lead over George Bush's Dad.

That's what this Pastor Problem is, folks.  No amount of so-called "brilliant" speeches can erase the visceral, gut-level, reaction to the Idiot Pastor Wright and his inane statements.

The fact is, this will stick with Saint BarackStar Obama...

I'm beginning to love my "McCain Will Be the Next President...Book it!" prediction more and more.

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The "What If?" Game....

In a recent interview from a film set in San Francisco, the always eloquent and deeply intellectual Sean Penn blew off some steam and drected much of it towards FOX News...

Among other things, the Mensa Member called Sean Hannity, "...the butt boy of Rupert Murdoch."

(He also said, "I almost wish Jerry Falwell were alive to see this movie...almost."  Charming, Sean.  Did you think that one up during one of the three-way romps that ruined your relationship with Robin Wright Penn? )

Hmmm...So let's play the "What If?" game, shall we?

What if Sean Hannity were to call Anderson Cooper Ted Turner's butt boy?  What if Sean Hannity were to call Keith Olbermann everybody in the Democratic Party's butt boy?

Not only would Hannity would lose his TV and radio shows in 10 minutes, he'd be shipped to a politcally correct "re-education center," before you could say George Orwell.

Isn't it funny how the "Chill WInds" of "Opressive Censorship" never seem to blow when Libs say offensive things about Conservatives?

Jeff Spicoli...Voice of a generation.

Again, a Quick Question

Are we still at war in Iraq?

Watched TV last night, didn't see anything on the major networks...Must be over.

I guess the Surge didn't work.