The Last Lion

DEATH, TAXES, AND LITTLE NATHAN JR.

There are few sure things in this world.

One of those things is the fact that, for as long as I live, I will never see more than six or seven films that are better than Raising Arizona.

"Mind you don't hurt yourself, Mordecai."

Mind you don't hurt yourself, indeed.

DANCING CORPSE, INDEED....

In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, many are focusing on his amazing musical life...and I agree, it was an amazing (early) career.

But at the end of the day, when you consider what he did to ALL those children on ALL of those occasions, all I can say is good riddance, you pederast bastard.

(every time I use, or someone else says, pederast, I always think of Fletch).

HEY LIBERALS! I'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

This e-mail's making the rounds...Thanks to D-Vas for sending it my way:

> If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special
> Olympics, would you have approved?
>
>  If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and
> incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a
> thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
>
>  If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing
> videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly
> narcissistic and tacky?
>
>  If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you
> have approved?
>
>  If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the
> non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a
> minor slip?
>
>  If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with
> people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would
> you have approved?
>
>  If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
> “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the
> fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried
> again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
>
>  If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have
> hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as “proof”
> of what a dunce he is?
>
>  If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a
> single tree on “Earth Day”, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?
>
>  If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying
> low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown
> Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether
> they actually “get” what happened on 9-11?
>
>  If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter
> installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have
> laughed and said this is more proof of how he is inept he is on his
> own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
>
>  If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims
> throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than
> in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political
> issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
>
>  If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major
> corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so,
> would you have approved?
>
>  If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had
> taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you
> have
>  approved?
>
>  If George W.. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within
> 10 years, would you have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM
> stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you
> have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush had spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to take
> Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

AWW...NOW THIS IS JUST A SHAME

He's gonna have to start raising people from the dead - or turn water into wine - or something.

Latest from Rasmussen:

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Monday shows that 33% of the nation's voters now Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-four percent (34%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -1. Today is the second straight day the President’s rating has been below zero (see trends).

A QUESTION WORTH ASKING

I know this will be chalked up to what some see as blind loyalty, but it's not. 

Isn't it time someone start asking whether recent events in Iraq - the War & subsequent free and fair elections - have had a profound and inspirational effect on the people of Iran?

I mean, it isn't outside the realm of possibility that many Iranians look to Iraq and say, "Why the hell can't we have free elections and a representative democracy, too?"

REASON 1,212 WHY CALIFORNIA BLOWS...

No shortage of annoying politicians...

Especially ones who don't understand the culture of the military, and that most soldiers refer to women AND MEN as "sir" and "ma'am."

I've always believed that Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer were the same person. 

It's true, and I don't care because they're both idiots.

DAVID LETTERMAN IS STILL AN IDIOT....

So basically, Dave is telling everyone that he is so sorry about his really lame Sarah Palin's Daughters jokes from last week.

Poor old Dave explained that it was a mistake and that he thought that Bristol, the 18 year-old Palin, was at a Yankees game and not Willow, the 14 year-old Palin.

So the joke should have been about how Bristol is a hooker (Spitzer) who got knocked up (A-Rod) and not Willow.

Hmmm.....So basically Dave is saying, "Hey, I didn't mean to call your 14 year old daughter a tramp, I meant to call your 18 year old daughter a tramp."

What a classy, classy guy.

BUT SARAH PALIN'S DAUGHTERS ARE JUST WHITE-TRASH PARTY GIRLS...

If our Messiah President God-King had any balls, he would call David Letterman a "low class" punk for attacking Sarah Palin's daughters.

But he doesn't, so he won't.

And I'm sure Robin Roberts feels the same way. 

WTF!?!?!

Okay, seems that there's some new book out about noted drunken rich dude,Ted Kennedy, called, "The Last Lion." 

Allow me to channel the spirit of our Dear Leader Messiah President God-King and say, Let me be perfectly clear...This site is dedicated to of the really important and really great Winston Churchill and NOT the buffoon from Massachusetts who also happened to be a Senator because he's lucky enough to come from a famous family...A family built on bootlegging, by the way.

This site, and the views herein expressed, cannot be more diametrically opposed to the idiot Senator from Hyannis Port.

Unless you ever read a post about how to get drunk and kill an innocent girl by drowning here in a pond, never...ever...confuse the Real Last Lion with Farmer Ted.

Just wanted to clear that up...

Enjoy the wonderful weekend!

FASCISM...ACCORDING TO WEBSTER'S.

So, as we enter this brave new world - aka God-King Obama's Reign - I thought it might be a good idea to brush up on some political philosophy.

Here's how Merriam-Webster's defines Fascism:

1:  often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

Hmmm...Let's see here.  How dies this pertain to us in good old 2009?

Centralized Autocratic Government?  Taking over banks, car companies, health care, etc.  CHECK!

A Dictatorial Leader?  The Chosen One deciding what kind of cars companies can make, how much execs can earn, and which doctors you can see...CHECK!

Severe Economic and Social Regimentation?  Spreading the wealth via higher taxes, single payer health care, no smoking, no sugary foods, no uttering of anything even remotely politically incorrect...CHECK!

Forcible Suppression of Opposition?  Fairness Doctrine...CHECK!

Well, looks like Fascism is comin' to America in the guise of a brilliant, soulful, post-racial, shaman, God-priest from Illinois by way of Hawaii and Kansas.

Enjoy!

Oh, about this whole Letterman/Palin kerfuffle...Short answer is that i really don't care since Letterman has sucked for at least 10 years and I don't watch his show anymore.  Didn't he marry some fat broad and have a kid, or something?

Anyway...Happy Weekend!