When George Bush and the GOP were in control of DC, lobbyists were scum-sucking leeches...Abrahmoff-sized monsters...evil, child-eating parasites.
Now that there Messiah and his Apostles run the show?
Lobbyists are now sassy, powerful, "You Go, Girl!" girls and guys.
They're like that mannish-looking writer broad from "Sex and the City," you know, the one who drank Cosmos and slept with Mr. Big?
Now, the lemmings at the Washington Post shine a light on a super-awesome gal with a famous Washington last name!
The opening lines should give you an idea:
"The chairman beams.
So many people just dyingto see him, the business guys, the pols, the lobbyists -- lots and lots of lobbyists. They circle Charlie Rangel -- birthday boy, Democrat and, of course, House Ways and Means chairman -- circles like rings on a tree planted in the party room here at Tavern on the Green. Simple math: the more powerful the pol, the more rings on the tree. This is a very thick tree.
Not a problem, though, for Heather Podesta.
"It's like doing the tango!" she says, all smiles yet all business."
If you feel like puking your guts out, you can seek out the rest of this homage to spunky, can-do Lobbyists in the Washington Post somewhere - probably the website.
I refuse to go back and copy the link.
I prefer my Lobbyists to be dark, scary, mean, and in handcuffs doing perp-walks.
Seriously, do they think everyone is stupid?
I mean, after all, there were some of us who didn't drink the Obama-Aid.
Sometimes, I feel like the woman at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Donald Sutherland is looking at me and screams out a warning to the rest of the drones while I run away.
I'm sure they will get me someday. But for now, I will exercise my right to hate all Lobbyists, especially sassy, perky, spunky Lobbyists who have friends in the right places and are highly-connected to the Democrat-Machine Mothership.
And Donald Sutherland's an idiot, too...now that I think of it.
